| Sunday, February 7th, 2010 |
| 7:19 pm |
I told you Jesus's Team would win the Super Bowl! Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints? I love Jesus! |
| Friday, January 22nd, 2010 |
| 10:02 am |
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| Thursday, January 7th, 2010 |
| 9:06 pm |
I declare pepperoni to be A Food. Chili mango slices are not A Food. |
| Monday, December 21st, 2009 |
| 11:08 am |
Today Mommy sent Daddy a interwebs link to show me. http://www.joannevonzwehl.com/america.htmlI love these pictures. They prove without a doubt that Jesus and Jesus's mommy love America very much. Or else why would Jesus and Jesus's mommy pose for those pictures? This is why I'm proud to be an American, because it means I can love Jesus! I love Jesus! |
| Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 |
| 1:31 pm |
Mommy said that in 13 more sleeps, she'll be home on break. Daddy took a picture of me doing one of them.  |
| Saturday, December 12th, 2009 |
| 9:22 am |
Today is a very important day. Today is the day that Jesus's mommy went down to Mexico to teach the Mexicans to love Jesus, and that if they really wanted to love Jesus, they should come to America and become Americans. When they got here, Jesus's Mommy made carne asada to everyone. This is why carne asada is so yummy. I wish Jesus's mommy would go where my mommy is and teach them to love Jesus and make carne asada. Then my mommy can come home. |
| Sunday, November 29th, 2009 |
| 9:17 pm |
My mommy said that they were celebrating Eid over there. This caused me much concern that the people who don't love Jesus in the land of the people who don't love Jesus had taught mommy not to love Jesus. Mommy told me I need to read Genesis 22 to learn about Eid. This means that the people in the land of the people who don't love Jesus are starting to read Jesus's book. Mommy is fighting the people who don't love Jesus until they love Jesus. It must be working if they are celebrating holidays that are in the Jesus Book. Maybe everyone over there will learn to love Jesus and she can come home. I love Jesus! |
| Sunday, November 15th, 2009 |
| 10:26 am |
Mommy was told that the Afghans eat cats! That means they eat cat toes! I don't want people who don't love Jesus or Thor to eat my toes! ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) vanacat, now we have to watch out for Talibans AND goblins! It's dangerous to be a cat! |
| Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 |
| 8:04 pm |
Jesus is good because he gives us salmon to eat. Maybe if the people where mommy is at had salmon, they would love Jesus too. I love Jesus! |
| Thursday, September 24th, 2009 |
| 11:25 am |
Special Day!
Today is the day Jesus gave me a Daddy, even if even my cat-mommy wasn't born yet. Because Jesus knows everything. I love my daddy and I'm thankful to Jesus. Daddy buys me toys and feeds me good food. Happy birthday, Daddy! |
| Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 |
| 4:49 pm |
At night, I have to guard my daddy against the goblins. Otherwise they'd hit him in the nose and make it bleed and hold pillows over his face. Now by day I have to guard the house against the devil dog outside! I need a pink M-16. My life is hard! |
| Sunday, August 30th, 2009 |
| 8:28 pm |
I haz a couch
Daddy said that because Mommy is doing her best at fighting the people who don't love Jesus, that we can have a couch again. Daddy made me a couch. I'm snuggling! I love Jesus! |
| Sunday, August 23rd, 2009 |
| 11:10 am |
I miss my Mommy but having lots of toys helps. Thank you, Daddy! |
| Saturday, August 8th, 2009 |
| 2:18 pm |
I had a think. ok, I love Jesus, and I'm an American. Mommy says that there are people who love Jesus in other parts of the world, including Iraq. So are Iraqi Americans people who love Jesus in Iraq? So are African Americans people who love Jesus in Africa? |
| Thursday, July 30th, 2009 |
| 9:35 am |
Mommy?
I want to be brave and join the Army like my mommy! She's brave, and fights the people who don't love Jesus! I can use this gun to fight the people who don't love Jesus.  I love Jesus! I miss my mommy though. I want to fight the people who don't love Jesus with mommy...she's brave! |
| Saturday, July 11th, 2009 |
| 9:22 am |
Daddy's going to take me to the vet to look at my teeth. I need this. A girl cat told me yesterday my breath is stinky. I thought she was being a bitch but then a boy cat wouldn't kiss me so it's true. Current Mood:  embarrassed |
| Monday, July 6th, 2009 |
| 10:48 pm |
I'm mad! Daddy says that where Mommy is does things before we do, so she got to celebrate Jesus Loves America day... and that she celebrates EVERY CATURDAY before me. That makes me mad! I love Jesus! |
| Saturday, July 4th, 2009 |
| 4:28 pm |
Today is the day we celebrate how Jesus loves America! We celebrate it by eating cheezburgers and loving Jesus that much more! Jesus loves America, and so do I. I'm proud to be an American, because it means I love Jesus! I miss my mommy, though. If she were here, she would make me bacon and eggs! |
| Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 |
| 3:25 am |
My mommy is brave! Now that my mommy is in the land of the people who don't love Jesus, all the other Army people left the cities. My mommy is fierce! I love Jesus! |
| Tuesday, June 16th, 2009 |
| 10:21 pm |
Today Mommy found a dead rat on our back porch. She gave a Mexican man ten dollars to take it away. Thing is, a boy cat brought that to me as a present. Now I'm sad. |
