Two Blue Cats

Mommy was told that the Afghans eat cats! That means they eat cat toes! I don't want people who don't love Jesus or Thor to eat my toes!

vanacat, now we have to watch out for Talibans AND goblins! It's dangerous to be a cat!

Jesus is good because he gives us salmon to eat.

Maybe if the people where mommy is at had salmon, they would love Jesus too.

I love Jesus!

Special Day!
Today is the day Jesus gave me a Daddy, even if even my cat-mommy wasn't born yet. Because Jesus knows everything.

I love my daddy and I'm thankful to Jesus. Daddy buys me toys and feeds me good food.

Happy birthday, Daddy!

At night, I have to guard my daddy against the goblins. Otherwise they'd hit him in the nose and make it bleed and hold pillows over his face.

Now by day I have to guard the house against the devil dog outside!

I need a pink M-16. My life is hard!

I haz a couch
Daddy said that because Mommy is doing her best at fighting the people who don't love Jesus, that we can have a couch again.

Daddy made me a couch.

I'm snuggling!

I love Jesus!

I miss my Mommy but having lots of toys helps. Thank you, Daddy!

I had a think.

ok, I love Jesus, and I'm an American.

Mommy says that there are people who love Jesus in other parts of the world, including Iraq.

So are Iraqi Americans people who love Jesus in Iraq?
So are African Americans people who love Jesus in Africa?

Mommy?
I want to be brave and join the Army like my mommy!

She's brave, and fights the people who don't love Jesus!

I can use this gun to fight the people who don't love Jesus.

I love Jesus!

I miss my mommy though. I want to fight the people who don't love Jesus with mommy...she's brave!

Daddy's going to take me to the vet to look at my teeth. I need this. A girl cat told me yesterday my breath is stinky. I thought she was being a bitch but then a boy cat wouldn't kiss me so it's true.

Current Mood: embarrassed

I'm mad!

Daddy says that where Mommy is does things before we do, so she got to celebrate Jesus Loves America day... and that she celebrates EVERY CATURDAY before me.

That makes me mad!

I love Jesus!

Today is the day we celebrate how Jesus loves America!

We celebrate it by eating cheezburgers and loving Jesus that much more!

Jesus loves America, and so do I.

I'm proud to be an American, because it means I love Jesus!

I miss my mommy, though. If she were here, she would make me bacon and eggs!

My mommy is brave!

Now that my mommy is in the land of the people who don't love Jesus, all the other Army people left the cities. My mommy is fierce!

I love Jesus!

Today Mommy found a dead rat on our back porch. She gave a Mexican man ten dollars to take it away.

Thing is, a boy cat brought that to me as a present. Now I'm sad.

I'm an internet sensation!
I kick my mommy in the face at 25 seconds. I had to, she was going to offer free belly rubs. You can turn it off after that because she starts talking about herself.

I hope this starts my career as a camwhore. I'm going to put a wish list on Amazon so I can be.

PSA to ALL CATS
We kitties have to be always vigilant against the terrible threat of goblins. Goblins come and punch our people in the nose as they sleep. When your people wake up with blood in their noses? Goblins. They also poke people so they sleep funny and wake up sore.

Goblins are the enemies of freedom and the American way of life. 9/11 happened because we did not take the goblin threat seriously.

Defend your people. Fight the goblins!

Current Mood: threat level - goblins

I've got my mommy!

I asked her if the cats in Central America love Jesus, why does she have to leave to go fight the people that don't love Jesus.

Mommy told me that she went there to help the people who do love Jesus.

I guess she goes there to show them how to love Jesus like real Americans.

My mommy is brave!

Alleluia!
He is Risen!

I love Jesus!

Mommy says that the cats who live on the base were born on the base, so they're American! They are Central American but also USA American. And she knows they love Jesus because there is a tortoiseshell kitty who lives at the chapel. She must be a kitty nun.

I miss Mommy though. I think it is 20 more sleeps, but I don't think the "doing them all in one day" trick is going to work twice.

I'm sad. :(

Mommy's going away on Caturday.

She fights the people that don't love Jesus.

I love Jesus!
I'm proud to be an American!

I have just been violated! Mommy and Daddy took me to the vet and she stuck a finger in my pooper and squeezed the sides until bad stuff came out. I wish she would just remove my butt. Butts are dirty and they make poop. I hate them.

At least Mommy and Daddy don't feel so sick. Mommy cleaned the house today.

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